Man 1 says Russell Westbrook is the best shooting guard in the NBA.

Man 2 disagrees pretty strongly.

The conversation followed that path for a while, tagging in players such as Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant. It devolved into the traditional old pattern of obscene name-calling before ultimately resulting in one memorable soul, MyTweetsRealAF challenging HoopsCritic blogger James, a.k.a. SnottieDrippen, to a real, actual fight.

“How’s Temecula sound,” he said in a now-deleted post. Our hero James, who lived in Arizona, pretended to agree.

Sure enough, MyTweetsRealAF drove a half-hour-plus to Temecula, California—on Christmas freakin’ Day—in hopes of fighting a stranger over an internet beef. He even posted a picture when he arrived.