Morfontaine (pronounced “moor-fahn-tan”) is that rare club in Europe that has a security gate, so don’t expect your local pro to make a call to get your foursome on the tee for next Thursday. It is a getaway for what one writer called “the cream of the crop. … CAC 40 bosses, lawyers, surgeons, doctors, writers, art gallery owners,” and he notes that the rare guest has included presidents (French, like Mitterand, and American, like Eisenhower) and the occasional but substantial actors (Gary Cooper, Clint Eastwood and Hugh Grant). If Morfontaine is like anything American golfers might know, it could be something like Pine Valley, but even then the comparison is off a beat or two. Morfontaine’s dramatics are more subtle, and it never tries to be all that much more known than it is, which quite practically it isn’t. Though the course itself is not all that far from the A1 highway, when you exit the main road you are transported in time, just as likely to be passed by a horse or idle at the side of the road while another car passes. Even the sign directing you to the club is hidden by overgrowth. That could be intentional, might not be, but don’t expect the ferns to be trimmed back any time soon.